500 — Oops! We dropped a flux capacitor into the turbo drive!

We're sorry, but something went wrong. One minute we're computing Pi to 3,000 decimal places while simultaneously humming Greensleeves. and of course catering to your every want and need. All of a sudden, something went bang! There was a lot of smoke, someone screamed, and now we have what the wizards call a 500 page. You could head back to the main site and pretend nothing happened, while we stare at each other, pointing fingers and start handing out recriminations. Needless to say, it is extremely likely we will blame you. Resistance is futile, and all that.

In case you're wondering about the picture - we had one of those at home, but the wheels fell off.